1. somebody's mistress

2. homicidal maniac

3. private investigator (read: spy)

4. keyboarder/piano player in a rock band

5. NASCAR driver (I need help with this one, the track thing, you know...wrong-way mouse? so I need a copilot so to speak)

6. neurosurgeon (I could fake it for about two surgeries)

7. best-selling author...mid-selling author...wait, just "author"

8. vegetarian

9. big-breasted if I could stand the surgery

10. myself